Arch Duke Maxyenko Attempts Chili

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/25/2020 at 11:51 • Filed to: None

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I’m going to attempt to make chili today. This is what I’m going to use. I’ll update this after it’s done.

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 11:56

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Needs more chipotles in adobo

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 11:59

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Yummmmm!

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 12:00

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The key is to under cook the onions

PyramidHat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 12:20

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You got a good start there - might I recommend Cumin?

Now, isn’t Bison and Beef going to be redundant?  or are the flavors different enough?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PyramidHat 01/25/2020 at 12:27

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I’ll find out

ToyotaFamily > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 12:27

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koawaft1 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 12:29

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Beans don't go in chili. Don't get me wrong whatever you are making looks good.  But it's not chili.  

Future Heap Owner > koawaft1 01/25/2020 at 12:37

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Beans are an essential component of chili

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 13:15

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Needs more vegetables! Bell peppers (multiple colors), jalapeños, habaneros, and carrots. Gotta boil the carrots first to get it right but it's a nice addition. Then you get some nice color and flavor mixed in. Also, fresh tomatoes! Although it's not the season for that I suppose haha. 

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Future Heap Owner 01/25/2020 at 13:16

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Yeah exactly, as far as I'm concerned it's NOT chili UNLESS it has beans. The meat is the optional part! 

fhrblig > koawaft1 01/25/2020 at 13:54

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Beans only don’t go in chili if it’s for hot dogs. If it’s not for hot dogs, put beans in it.

SmugAardvark > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 18:32

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I usually cook up some shallots to mix in with the onion, and add a little cumin. But thankfully chili is really hard to screw up, unless you’re from Cincinnati .

I like that you’re using bison, but with ground beef. Bison on it’s own is a little too lean for my liking when it comes to a rich, filling chili. I even go so far as to use lamb as well in mine.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SmugAardvark 01/25/2020 at 18:37

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I’m from Cincinnati 

SmugAardvark > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 20:09

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*Sad trombone*

Well, I don’t see any cinnamon up there, so I think you’ll be okay. I’m fine with chili mac, but sweet chili? No thank you!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SmugAardvark 01/25/2020 at 20:25

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Cinnamon doesn’t make skyline sweet, there’s no sugar with it so it’s just a spice. If you like jerk chicken you’ll like skyline chili 

SmugAardvark > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 20:27

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The one time I had it, it was cooked by a friend (who was actually from Columbus). His was sweet, and had way too much liquid. But he says that was the way he learned to make it back home.

So maybe the sample size was too small, but it’s turned me away from it ever since.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SmugAardvark 01/25/2020 at 20:40

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You really just need to go to a skyline and have it there. Especially the coneys, the 3-ways are good, but can be a bit much 

SmugAardvark > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2020 at 20:43

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Don’t know the next time I’ll be in that region, but I promise I’ll give it a try when I do.

So don’t be surprised if I come find you in like 6 years to tell you that you were inevitably right all along.

Svend > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 01/26/2020 at 14:04

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Someone oh here told me, when I said I don’t like beans in my chilli, that Mexican chilli doesn’t have beans, but American chilli does.

But each to their own.